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Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Intestinal Parasites - Die Worms Die!!!

Not only is something wrong with your poop, but you feel like poop too. It's O.K., we've got your back with a few tips on common symptoms and what to do about it. Please understand, often times the cure to something can be as painful or uncomfortable as the problem itself, but it's necessary. Now, keeping that in mind, let's get down to business!

Symptoms:
We know this is going to sound like one of those prescription drug commercials that scares the shit out of you because of all the possible side effects, but just to cover the bases let's throw out all of the symptoms you could experience if you have intestinal parasites. You could experience any or all of the following: constipation, diharrhea, gas and bloating, irritable bowels, joint & muscle aches, anemia, skin conditions like rashes, allergies to certain foods, lumpy tumors in your abdomen, nervous ticks, sleep deprivation, abnormal grinding of your teeth, and chronic fatigue.

While all of these symptoms are serious, diharrhea is especially dangerous in any survival situation because it dehydrates you and the number 1 rule of survival is to stay hydrated.

Treatments:
A treatment, in the case of an intestinal parasite, is any act that changes the environment of the intestine where the parasite is living. The treatment is used so that the environmental shift may help pass the parasite through the intestinal tract and out of the body. Yuck.

While proper hygiene and food preparation are always the first lines of defense towards these nasty critters, here are some on-the-go remedies that will definitely change your intestinal environment long enough to emancipate yourself.
  1. Mix 4 tablespoons of salt with a quart of water and drink it down like a champ. We do not recommend repeating this treatment. You will thank us later after you try it the first time.
  2. Drink 2 tablespoons of kerosene. This can be repeated every 48 hours until you kill the parasite or you decide to smoke a cigarette. Please check out our highly informative burn treatment article here if you choose the latter.
  3. Eat as many hot peppers as you can get your hands on. A steady diet of these will not only kill your tastebuds, but those pesky worms as well.
Do you think these tips are effective? Do you have any other suggestions on what to do?

We'd love to hear your comments!

1 comment:

  1. Kerosene? Spend a buck and put some Vermox in your medicine cabinet. https://www.alldaychemist.com/manufacturer.php?id_manufacturer=833

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